Kim Kardashian's Ass Just Now Beat the Snot Out of Any Other Ass Ever, Amen

7/3/2014 3:00 AM PDT, by
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Criminy, guys. There's no other word except for the archaic "criminy" that can even come close to touching Kim Kardashian's ample ass (because heaven knows we never will), and if that thing hasn't somehow grown a bit or regenerated itself somehow via osmosis or Yeezusis or whatever, then the world knows nothing about science, and for all we know, the world is flat after all. ... Unlike darling Kim's ass here. 

Even if you're not into big booties, per se -- that's your prerogative, of course, and it's just fine for everybody to have different things that they find attractive -- you have to admit: this thing is so beautifully big, it's nearly got its own gravitational pull. I mean, it sure sucked you and I right in, huh? Every. single. time.

Damn you, Kim, and your gorgeous ass!

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CW
143 days ago

It looks like 3 watermelons sat on top a 2 chop sticks. How is that gorgeous? Comical ... NASTY!!!

JLRN
143 days ago

She is clearly wearing padded underwear, the picture on the right you can tell the pads have shifted a bit. Phony and fake Kim from toes to nose.

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Celebarazzi.com
143 days ago

Kim's ass has always been huge. This is just an unflattering (or maybe flattering) dress.

http://www.celebarazzi.com/galleries/15343/

JB
143 days ago

Kim,

If you're reading this (and you probably are) please...knock it off with the gross injections. This fake grandma lumpy watermelon soggy-diaper ass is DISGUSTING and in no way cute or sexy. You've taken a good thing and made it an absolute monstrosity. Your body was great when it was natural but now it just looks awful. Nobody, and I really mean this, NOBODY thinks your butt is natural so every time you lie about it, you just make yourself look even more desperate and pathetic. Just stop.

tinamarie
143 days ago

When your bra comes up over your top like that it means it doesn't fit properly. My God with all that money you think they could find clothes that fit.

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jackmama311
143 days ago

20lbs of sh*t in a 8lb bag.

Olivia
143 days ago

That is just not very attractive. How could anyone think that was classy? I think she has had injections.

will
143 days ago

Number 38 picture with the green skirt, gray top question. What in the world does she have on under her skirt. Also it appears that all of her clothes are tapered in ... in order to enhance her already huge bottom.
That is what the girls did in my high school days.. Also the bottom of the skirts are so narrow..how did she even get the skirt on over her a--.

Patti
143 days ago

Does she not have a mirror in her house or "people" to tell her this looks horrible?

kim jiones
143 days ago

We all know her butt is fake, she is not fat all she has to do is stop with the butt injections and fake boobs.. what does this woman do? she has no job all she does is walk around with expensive clothes on showing a fke body and she has been lying about it for years. Now khloe is doing the same thing. you dont gain weight nowhere but in your butt.. come on you people cant be that stupid..she is fake , the shole family is fake..funny the 2 that date black have fake butts.. yeah right OK... she aint fooling me.. pleas go away kim ..go home and be a wife and mother.. what kind of wife and mother runs around like that? and wow wait till your daughter sees that sleazy sex tape!

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T Jordan
143 days ago

Gorgeous Ass???? you mean FAT ASS!!! SOOOOO tired of their trashy asses

kristine
143 days ago

She's a liar if she says she's had nothing done to her butt. Just like her face right? Pics don't lie and she constantly says she's done nothing to her face. I'm sick of these morons.

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Calah
143 days ago

What a monstrosity!

pat
143 days ago

It really looks like she dropped a load in her underwear and it's runningup her azz.

Drums
143 days ago

I have no idea when/how/why fat asses became "sexy". I. Just. Don't. Get. It.

DWB
143 days ago

The only thing that keep the Kardashian 's revelent is the But thing.Without that they are nothing. It is sad to watch these people playing with each others buts and have the media following them just just to get but views.Bruce really had enough of this perverted behavior.

Gwen0001
143 days ago

Nice back fat....it's the press thT has this woman thinking her deformed body is hot...but I have been really wondering how she gets skirts over that big behind and they still fit in the waist? HOW...is it witchcraft?

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Jamie
143 days ago

Um ok. Sarah May be in love with that fat ass, but it still looks ridiculous. When the pic of her in a white one piece bathing suit came out. It just look like a big nappy ass. It doesn't look good with her skinny legs. Her doctor injected way too much fat onto Kim's ass. To average people it looks huge, but others including Sarah love it.

NYGirl
143 days ago

I bet when she lays gas..it sticks around for a long time

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ruma
143 days ago

snicker....what a circus clown

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