James Franco is Officially Too Awful to Handle
You're never in a million years going to be able to understand and accept how awful this is, but we need to try to process this anyway: James Franco wrote a collection of poems, some of them are about celebrities, and it's the worst thing that ever happened. See, it's an example of James Franco doing that thing where he thinks he's this big prolific artist who can do absolutely anything creative even though he absolutely cannot. Like here is this poem he wrote about Heath Ledger. It's called "Ledger":
Guys ... that's not poetry. That is a series of facts. And this next little bit he wrote in a poem from the point of view of Lindsay Lohan, it's not even a fact, it's just ridiculous:
Fame raped me.
And I raped it, if you know what I'm saying
Why? Why is he doing this? What did the world do to deserve to be subjected to such awfulness? Why does James Franco want us to hurt? Why?!