Robin Thicke Blames His Crumbling Marriage on His Balls

7/8/2014 2:00 PM PDT, by
Robin Thicke
is still continuing on his creeper tour across the universe, showing no signs of ever, ever slowing down. It's scary, isn't it? And sad. Very sad. Oh, and creepy, that too. But Robin took it upon himself, bless his sketchy little heart, to explain a little more about what happened to make Paula Patton leave him, and how she's taking that thing where he wrote a whole album about her. Let's check out that weirdness, shall we?

Here's what Robin said when he was asked if Paula knew about the album:

"Well, I kind of surprised her. She was filming a movie in Vancouver and she came back to L.A. for a couple of days, and so I played her a few songs." 

He was asked how she liked the songs, but all Robin would say was "that's personal." And when the interviewer pointed out that he was the one who released the album in the first place, he said this:

"Right. Right. You have to. Hey, I've opened this door. Where I'm at right now is, I just want to, you know, be a good dad, be a good friend to her and support my family."

But what does he see when he looks in the mirror?

"I saw a guy who needed to be humbled a little bit. Because I think you strive for so long for an accomplishment like what happened last year, and then you get it, and then you don't know how to juggle it, you know? And all of a sudden the balls are all over the floor."

And tragically, Robin said that he didn't realize the issue with his balls until it was "too late."

So Robin is saying that what happened was he got too big for his britches after "Blurred Lines" became a huge hit, right? What a shame. But good for Paula, ultimately, because if Robin had that weirdness inside of him all along, then it was bound to come out sometime. If it wasn't in a Beetlejuice costume on stage with Miley Cyrus, it just would have been another time. And Robin really, really knows this:

"She didn't leave for no reason, you know?"

We know, Robin. We really know.
Filed Under:  Robin Thicke , Interview

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692 days ago

ummmm...perhaps a shrink'll do you some good, eh? You're at the point of making absolutely no sense, not to mention embarasing yourself.

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692 days ago

man, I hate your headlines. complete junk. what the idiot was saying was he had so much going (balls in the air, hard to juggle, get it?) that it was hard to keep it together. I cant stand him and even I can understand what he was trying to say. ugh.

692 days ago

Honestly...I think this all a publicity stunt (both involved) to sale an album

692 days ago

He is beyond gross! She's no angel, but needs to call it and file for divorce and move on so he will STFU! Sick of hearing is crybaby whining. Pathetic Fool.

692 days ago

Geez, this man needs to just shut up already. He is parading himself to get sympathy from his estranged wife, then he opens his mouth and says tmi, then some things he wants to keep private. Just keep your mouth shut and keep your private life at home. Don't say anything.

Plasticia Polizzi
692 days ago

I hope she never goes back to this bloated sweaty stinky rail rat. He's pathetic. A one hit blunder - hey Robin - hurry up and disappear already. You're a talentless cunt.

Thicke Shit
691 days ago

Gross, just like his sleazy dad!