Farrah Abraham is Grasping at Straws (and Everything Else, Too)

7/9/2014 8:15 AM PDT, by
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Y'all, who even knows what Farrah Abraham is doing lately, besides everything. She's got her sex toy line, her sex book, her Christian parenting book sandwiched in there somewhere, and now she's opening a restaurant in Austin, Texas that ... well, all of the advertising that I've seen so far looks pretty creepy. Go figure.

Watch this video, let Farrah tell you all about her new business endeavor, do your favorite Farrah thing with your eyes, and then be appropriately horrified by the ad pic that follows: 



Get ready, because here it comes whether you like it or not:
Frightening, right? Here's Froco's actual website, and check out how scary the "history" of the company is (note the typos and general fear emanating from the HTML) and how eerily similar it sounds to the way Farrah herself speaks:

The founder of Froco, was set to open a restaurant concept when the now first location and property of Froco was available. Instead of going with the first planned restaurant concept the founder had a better feeling about Froco. There was a lot to be completed with an unplanned great concept, so the founder of Froco thought about the possibilities to buy into another franchise of the similar sort but then realizing after being excepted to the other growing franchises of the similar sort that their values, their brands weren’t as great as what the founder could live up too [sic]. So with passion and positivity the founder wanted feedback on her Froco idea. After asking others in salons, playgrounds, stores, and just everywhere the founder was set on Froco and the mascot being Coba the popping boba! ...

The founder felt strongly compelled to include Greek yogurt in to as many of the food products at Froco as possible which are found in certain flavors of frozen yogurt and all the freshly made to go food items. The founder after moving to Texas at the age of 22 right before the creation of Froco was told by her doctor to better her health with plain Greek yogurt. Being the foodie that the founder is, the founder put Greek yogurt in everything – sandwiches, pastas, salads, wraps, sushi, desserts and the founder was happy to taste better enhancement of flavors with the Greek yogurt in all the food options. The founder found the balance of taste, health, and quality and wanted to bring this to everyone’s lifestyle all year round. ... 

The founder Farrah Abraham is recognized nationally for her success in entertainment as well being a wonderful mother to her daughter Sophia who at age 5 has helped every step of the way in creating a lovable, positive, passionate and educational mascot for Froco, “Coba” The popping boba, who you may put on your frozen yogurt and feel a pop of passion and positivity every time you visit Froco. 

Well. This isn't going to be a damn hot mess, now, is it?

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Gildorg
108 days ago

I would still happily take my turn in that ass of hers...

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Dudette
107 days ago

I have a master's degree and could hardly understand her gibberish. She's pathetic.

ruthie
107 days ago

I couldnt follow that gibberish. She just throws words around without making sense.

Bill
107 days ago

if you have a masters...why don't you get she is opening a healthy restaurant? Or are you just being a dick? YOUR NAME IS DUDETTE? I would be ashamed as a college to have you represent such stupidity. I don't like the woman but you make no points and say you have a masters.

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Partieface
107 days ago

Bill = The Founder

Catherine A
107 days ago

So I clicked on the link to the website, and clicked on the history page because I didn't believe all this gibberish was actually on the site......and the page had a clip of a girl taking it up the ass. Sarah, please check your links for NSFW content before people open them...at work... where it was NOT safe to see that. Good lord.

and no, it wasn't Farrah getting railed.

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RJ
107 days ago

OK, well, her "about" page has been hacked I guess? There is a hardcore anal video on there right now. Just fyi.

lola
107 days ago

Anyone else click the link for her website? I believe it may have been hacked. Im seeing porn GIFs. Is this a joke????

Mick Matthews
107 days ago

I love reading about thus chick. She is too stupid to realise she is stupid. And the anal video on her website is a nice touch.

Spammie
107 days ago

What the heck did I just read? for a second there i thought maybe I was still drunk from last night's shenanigans but no such luck.

Bria
107 days ago

The Froco site hacker wasted no time...keep up the good work and just maybe the CEO of Froco will change his mind about his new business partner. It's beyond me why they thought working with her would be a good idea, no parent in their right mind would want to buy "Anal Pornstar Bubble Tea"

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moon lovaa
107 days ago

omgggggoddd wthell is that you see money can buy you anything ! I JUST NOT CONVINCED ON HER RESTAURANT the way they talk about her the (founder) is like she was the best professional in cuisine ! SORRY FARRAH YOU R NOT YES YOU WENT TO CULINARY SCHOOL BUT IT DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU HAVE THE TALENT IN THIS BIZNESS YOU SHOULD STAY IN PORN WHERE YOU R GOOD AT ! AND THE WEBSITE IS DISCUSTING TALKING ABOUT FAMILY FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT .... LOOK MORE LIKE A IN THE ASS ENVIRONMENT !

JodieArias
106 days ago

Yes, kudos to the Frogo site hacker that posted that very appropo video! LOL!

Any business person with a lick of sense or a legitimate (non-porn) business for that matter, would never consider ruining their brand by associating themselves with this ass clown! And speaking of clown, could they have come up with a worse picture of her? All she needs is some bright red lipstick to look like one of those blow up sex dolls! Her face looks so plastic and frozen!

Newsgal
106 days ago

Just.......what.........oh, I think I need to sit down after reading that. Perhaps the writer's first language is not English?

Tits-n-Ass
106 days ago

all I heard was something something something fuck me in the ass something let me suck your dick something cum on my face

One-Eyed Tiger
106 days ago

With Farrah, Greek is always on the menu.

miche the killer
106 days ago

Does she know there's a backspace and delete option on her computer? I like how "the founder" was find/replace for every pronoun that alluded to Farrah Abraham.

Scott
24 days ago

Lets face TWO things here. Sarah Taylor wrote this article so I was expecting another Taylor jealous and bully story here. But After I read the History Page on this Froco, GOOD GOD MAN!! I seriously hope this is a rough draft. I am amazed that people are this uneducated.

That said, I give Kudos to Farrah for the healthy side of this...resturant??? Im not sure what it is.

She defintely needs a better writer.