Love It or Leave It: Farrah Abraham's Very Naughty Sex Toy Fashion

7/14/2014 8:00 AM PDT, by
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If there's one thing we know about Farrah Abraham -- we actually know a lot of things about her, because that's what happens when you see someone's naughtiest bits, but let's pretend -- it's that she just tries SO DAMN HARD. Which can be a good thing, of course, but it can also be a bad thing. With Farrah, it's usually a bad thing.

Take, for instance, these photos of Farrah at the ANME convention. "What's an ANME convention?" you might be asking. ANME is the Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo. That's where Farrah is trying to sell her weird sex toys. Like, if you're interested in buying one of her fake vaginas, that's where you should go right now. She's been there for a couple days at this point, and these are a couple of looks that she's worn. The dress on the right, it looks like it's actually OK (or maybe we're just too distracted by how excited she looks to be posing with a bottle of some kind of "back door" spray), but the left? Oh, honey.

Of course she would wear actual lingerie to a party. A sex toy party, sure, but couldn't she have used just a tiny bit of subtlety? Maybe? At just one point in her whole entire life?

Verdict: Leave it. Goodness knows Farrah never, ever will.

Love It or Leave It -- Farrah's Desperation

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Comments

DM
109 days ago

OMG, Emily............learn how to write an article. Between Sarah and Emily, I don't know which is worse, however, both need to find another career.

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Jen
109 days ago

I agree DM. She is at an adult novelty expo, what do you expect? Find a new job.

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JckieMichele
109 days ago

Look at the event she attended! What the fuck did you expect her to wear? A floor length ball gown?

bob
109 days ago

I hope her porno partner got a bonus for actually being able get it up and keep it up long enough to perform with this hose-bag.

CJ
109 days ago

The picture on the left is from a nightclub in Pomona, Ca.

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Snidely Whiplash
109 days ago

For a second I thought it was something sticking out her ass

StPeteRickster
109 days ago

Anyone else think that 'Fish Wrapper' was the name of her new 'invention'?

crispin
109 days ago

ugly cow

Double Bubble
109 days ago

For the love of God someone please explain to her that she is not in any way a sex symbol.. She looks like Carol Channing for fuck sake..

Ally Fields
109 days ago

Bottom Line she has a daughter to think about so not understanding why she wouldn't be wanting to be the kind of person her daughter could be proud of, admire and look up to?

Jamie
109 days ago

She has issues...mommy and daddy issues. Her poor kid will most likely end up as fudged up as her. Sophia's dad is dead, and mommy is in the adult industry and has her father in charge of her daughter.

Shez
108 days ago

Forget the outfits....look at those teeth!!

Isaac Newton
108 days ago

She is really hot.....from the neck down