Jessica Simpson: Too Hot for Her Own Good

7/15/2014 10:00 AM PDT, by
Serious question: what have we as a people done to deserve so many glorious photos of Jessica Simpson in swimsuits? Really, what have we done to get so much access into Jessica's wonderful, adorable life? Because she's pretty much the greatest, if you hadn't noticed, and she's so pretty, and she's got the cutest kids, and yes, I'm gushing, but just think about it for a minute. How much joy has Jessica Simpson brought into this world? Gushing is most certainly called for.

Oh, and also, do you know how she captioned this photo? "Jessica Johnson." Because she's taking the last name of her brand new husband, Eric Johnson! The preciousness ever stops with Jess here, not ever. And how lovely is that?

Filed Under:  Jessica Simpson , Photos

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681 days ago

Love her ..not getting arrested for stealing or driving drunk
681 days ago

I bet they're flat as pancakes now.

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681 days ago

Not much of a leap for Jessica to take hubbies last name. Just 4 letters, from Simp to John. And a son at the end.

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681 days ago

She looks fabulous, and with mine they actually got perkier due to the muscles lifting them up a bit after working out hard core for months; so I am sure she loving her shape right now!

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