It's About Time for Lana Del Rey to Get Over Herself
Look, Lana Del Rey used to be all right, I guess: she had that one decent song, and she was mysterious or whatever. But that time has passed, and now all we are left with is the most annoying girl in the world. And if you don't believe me, then check out some quotes from this interview she just did with Rolling Stone. Then you'll understand. You'll understand it all.
On how she feels:
"Well, I feel f---ing crazy. But I don't think I am. People make me feel crazy."
On how people take her music:
"I just don't want them to hear it at all. I'm very selfish. I make everything for me, kind of. I mean, every little thing, down to the guitar and the drums. It's just for me… I don't want them to hear it and think about it. It's none of their business!"
On that time that she said she wished she were dead in that interview:
"I find that most people I meet figure I kind of want to kill myself anyway. So, it comes up every time."
If she hates everything about being famous so much, there's a simple answer: stop being famous. If she doesn't want people to hear her music, then releasing three albums and doing interviews with magazines like Rolling Stone really isn't the way to go about that. And that thing where she's pissy about her "I wish I was dead" comment ... she said that. That was a statement that she made. Even if someone set her up to say it, you don't just form the words "I wish I was dead already" and say them without realizing what they mean or how they could be taken.
But hey, nobody buy Lana Del Rey's new album, OK? Because she doesn't want you to hear it. And don't support her or try to tweet at her or anything, because you're probably just making her feel crazy. Show some sense, all right? Because goodness knows Lana can't.