Who Needs Words to Make Sense When You're "Back Door Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham?

7/18/2014 6:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Oh man, guys. Honestly, Farrah Abraham's been doing a whole lot of interviews lately, and if "scattered" is a polite word for what she is, then let's stick with that, because it can get really, really dark -- really really fast -- when it comes to this girl, for real. 

In her latest, she talks about her book, "Celebrity Sex Tape," which I actually read, and truth be told it wasn't bad. For, you know, bargain basement erotic fiction that's not supposed to be based at all on Farrah herself, yet almost completely mirrors her whole entire life (suspected people and places' names only very vaguely changed) and lately, she's saying that she'd love a big-screen film adaption to happen, complete with important ladies like Sandra Bullock or Jessica Alba playing the book's porno heroine, Fallon Opal. 

While that could be a whole entire discussion in itself, that's not even the crux of this post -- no, what we're really here to discuss is not all the LOLs Sandra Bullock is probably experiencing right this very moment, it's a comment that Farrah made, because it's seriously starting to seem like Farrah's forgetting simple things like vocabulary and syntax:

“I’m not going to do a movie with this, so many people are obsessed with that idea, I think I’ve done, myself, enough TV, and me, obviously I would never be in a video or a movie of my book because that would be crazy. I mean, I guess I could – didn’t the Wolf On Wall Street guy kind of do it? Even though, it was such a different story and it was kind of absurd when like the plane goes down in the ocean, and I was like what?"

Yeah, Farrah -- we're always like "what?" when it comes to you, too, don't worry; we know the feeling. 

Later, she cops to considering another -- oh dear God another -- sex tape, but wait:

“I think the healthiest way for me to continue being Farrah and who I am is to continue writing erotic novels. Being so sexy, I think that’s for when I get married. And if I ever do another sex tape, I’m probably going to do it with my husband, and you can just celebrate marriage with me.”

As for her upcoming projects, don't worry, y'all -- they're all Christian-based and hopefully don't entail a whole lot of ... well, talking, because you're seeing how this is all panning out: 

“I will be acting in two movies, and I’m kind of staying closer to roles that are Christian-based." 

Good God, the apocalypse really is upon us, huh?

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679 days ago

I would still happily take my turn in her ass.

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679 days ago

I can't believe I clicked and read that crap. I will now stare at the sun for 10 minutes as punishment...

679 days ago

HOLY HELL.. I too am pissed off that I clicked on this. That said what the hell is this whore ON? She can NOT put a sentence together to save her life. She is such a low life dirty whore. I hope her KID turns out exactly like her.

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679 days ago

Um "Being so sexy"?? huh? Surely she is NOT talking about herself in that sentence? With her it is very hard to follow her meaning.

679 days ago

Damn... She is so f'ing ugly!!! She's the next (broke) Tori Spelling for sure.

679 days ago

She is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen. She reminds me of Tori Spelling.. Ugly, desperate and going nowhere.

679 days ago

This bitch needs to introduce herself to saying "I ", not "myself". You know she didn't write that book when she cannot express a single thought.

679 days ago

LOL...what an airhead...good grief, can't believe this airhead calls herself sexy...so arrogant

679 days ago

Excellent, ugly, trash, no talent slut using the only thing she has, spread legs, to become famous. Lets see, famous for.....being a whore. I'm sure her family is very very proud of her indeed.

678 days ago

And this is why I'm an atheist.

673 days ago

wow this girl is soo sad!! you really should have never been a mom since you are such a bad example. i hope your daughter never sees what you did and all after she was born. if you wanted to be whore you should have done so before becoming a mom!! what an idiot you are!!