Who Needs Words to Make Sense When You're "Back Door Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham?
Oh man, guys. Honestly, Farrah Abraham's been doing a whole lot of interviews lately, and if "scattered" is a polite word for what she is, then let's stick with that, because it can get really, really dark -- really really fast -- when it comes to this girl, for real.
In her latest, she talks about her book, "Celebrity Sex Tape," which I actually read, and truth be told it wasn't bad. For, you know, bargain basement erotic fiction that's not supposed to be based at all on Farrah herself, yet almost completely mirrors her whole entire life (suspected people and places' names only very vaguely changed) and lately, she's saying that she'd love a big-screen film adaption to happen, complete with important ladies like Sandra Bullock or Jessica Alba playing the book's porno heroine, Fallon Opal.
While that could be a whole entire discussion in itself, that's not even the crux of this post -- no, what we're really here to discuss is not all the LOLs Sandra Bullock is probably experiencing right this very moment, it's a comment that Farrah made, because it's seriously starting to seem like Farrah's forgetting simple things like vocabulary and syntax:
“I’m not going to do a movie with this, so many people are obsessed with that idea, I think I’ve done, myself, enough TV, and me, obviously I would never be in a video or a movie of my book because that would be crazy. I mean, I guess I could – didn’t the Wolf On Wall Street guy kind of do it? Even though, it was such a different story and it was kind of absurd when like the plane goes down in the ocean, and I was like what?"
Yeah, Farrah -- we're always like "what?" when it comes to you, too, don't worry; we know the feeling.
Later, she cops to considering another -- oh dear God another -- sex tape, but wait:
“I think the healthiest way for me to continue being Farrah and who I am is to continue writing erotic novels. Being so sexy, I think that’s for when I get married. And if I ever do another sex tape, I’m probably going to do it with my husband, and you can just celebrate marriage with me.”
As for her upcoming projects, don't worry, y'all -- they're all Christian-based and hopefully don't entail a whole lot of ... well, talking, because you're seeing how this is all panning out:
“I will be acting in two movies, and I’m kind of staying closer to roles that are Christian-based."
Good God, the apocalypse really is upon us, huh?