All Aboard the Delusion Train!

7/22/2014 5:40 AM PDT, by
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If there's any one way that's pretty fail-safe in solidifying the public's idea that you're marriage is in trouble, it's to post cutesy family photos amidst all the rumors; the end. 

No, but seriously, there are lots and lots of silly rumors going around that Beyonce's going to leave Jay-Z after their "On the Run" tour, and that it's supposed to be this big, dramatic thing, but guys -- guys. Think this through for one second: how nonsensical would it be for Jay and Bey to break up -- at all, period -- when their relationship (and professional partnership) is so financially and creatively lucrative? Despite your feelings about either or both of them, It's probably just not going to happen, sorry. 

And since Jay and Bey likely realize what we've realized, this is why we're kind of on cute family photo overload, and don't get us wrong: we'd much, much rather experience a constant onslaught of photos like this rather than the extraordinarily uncomfortable alternative, which is watching Beyonce pretending she actually cares about doing that whole surfboard-surfboard on stage with the man she's with -- for something like what, 14 years? -- over the next eight weeks.

Come on. Quit playing games, girl, and just do the damn music. We don't need the theatrics of simulated sex -- it's old hat -- nor do we need to be constantly reminded that you guys have an adorable family. It's a given, and god bless. 

Does yours truly personally think that Beyonce and Jay-Z are going to split after "On the Run"? Well, no. But we'll see sometime after September 13th, won't we?

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Tawaii
123 days ago

The young lady next to Blue is not Beyonce , but Jay Z's niece.

Tt
123 days ago

Yeah looks like someone finally brushed the little girls hair
that took probably took a whole 5 minutes to do

Rose
123 days ago

Someday this lil kid is going to have major issues over her parents shame of her face.

iaminnocent
122 days ago

The poor kid looks like her father.

jan
122 days ago

I think the writer meant "your" not "you're"...

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Coach
122 days ago

Again with no face! WTH? Are they THAT embarrassed of her? JayZ shows HIS face as hideous as he is! I bet if the surrogate was a beautiful black woman and Blue ended up looking more like HER they would show her off and claim that Bey's looks were the reason for her cuteness.

Disco
122 days ago

I don't care what they do as long as I don't have to see them doing it whatever it may be.

gamegirl
122 days ago

Goofballs....that is all

gamegirl
122 days ago

GOOFBALLS...that is all

gamegirl
122 days ago

GOOFBALLS....that is all.

Ang
122 days ago

I think once she pops out another kid or two and realizes that he'll always cheat, she'll get tired of it and finally leave.

Kidding Me Right?
122 days ago

They are NOT ashamed of their child's face. They have the right to show their child (face or no face) at their discretion, you know, considering it's THEIR child, not ours. And on top of that, at the end of their OTR tour...the last performance, they show a full home video of nothing but Blue Ivy...face and all and she's adorable (shame on anyone saying anything else).

Once you have kids, you can show their faces, legs, hands, feet, or whatever other body parts as much as you'd like. Geesh.