Miley's Not Dead, She's Been Perfecting Her Unbreakable Nonsense in the Desert

7/22/2014 4:00 AM PDT, by
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We don't presume to know the inner workings of Miley Cyrus' mind, but when we'd heard that she'd been the latest victim of a death hoax over the weekend, we rolled our eyes and kept on trucking, because we just know that nothing is ever going to take Miley Cyrus out. And if we're to take this upper photo for creed, then no, Miley's not dead, she's just been playing "throw me some beads, mister" with the cacti in the desert, and isn't that just so terribly Miley? 

Anyone ever see "The Doors" movie? You know, the one where Val Kilmer portrays Jim Morrison and he and a bunch of his trippy, unwashed friends go out for this psychedelic trip into the woods where all is learned and all is known through the tongue of a serpent's snake or whatever? That's probably what Miley was actually doing way out there, and decided to flash some tatas and tongue while in the process. And yeah -- even though you can't actually see her face, you just know that damn tongue is lolling out of its mouth like the all-knowing, power-consuming serpent that it is. 



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faunmax
101 days ago

This is an example of a young celebrity who had it all and it wasn't enough so she threw her life away. She may not be dead now but she's headed in that direction. It's only a matter of time before a headline reads Miley OD.

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ndgirl
101 days ago

"She went and took some pitchers" huh? Wow.

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carlie
101 days ago

She always has her tongue sticking out what happens to the old smiley that worked for Disney channel haha

Wendy
101 days ago

Sarah, this was a great post. I love how you incorporated The Doors and their desert "trip" and tied it all together with a bow made of Miley's serpent tongue. Bravo!

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