Because This Isn't at All Terrifying (It Is -- It's Definitely Terrifying)
Oh hey, check out this nightmare: it's Kylie Jenner driving around town on a motorcycle! Is this the scariest thing you've seen all day or what? And the fear just keeps piling up and piling up with this, because not only are motorcycles dangerous all by themselves, and not only is Kylie neglecting to wear the proper gear, but she's also 16. She's a 16-year-old who's already caused a car accident, who's been pulled over a few times this past year, and who isn't afraid to use her phone while driving. That sounds like someone who's responsible enough to handle a motorcycle, right?
Stay safe out here, friends. The world just got a little bit more frightening.