Look Who Needs to Quit, 'Cause She's Never Gonna Get Ahead!
Jenny McCarthy, guys ... she's just terrible. You probably don't need a recap, but just in case you do, she's the one who thinks that vaccines cause autism and spews all kinds of nonsense all over the place. And this time, she's spewing more nonsense about her poor 12-year-old son. Gross, infuriating nonsense:
"We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive. He called the police on me and said, 'My mom is texting and driving right now.' True story."
Of course she texts and drives, guys. Of course she's that careless, and of course she's too dumb to realize that it actually is against the law. And of course she reacted in a totally calm, understandable manner: she threw her kid's phone out the window so that police wouldn't be able to trace it. Mother of the Year, y'all!
For real though, is it really this hard to just not be awful? All she has to do is not break laws, not be reckless, and not brag about being reckless in public. If she has such a hard time doing that, well, then I don't even know how life is going to work out for her.