Imagine That, Lana Del Rey Really DID Make the Dumbest Music Video of All Time

7/31/2014 1:15 PM PDT, by


Guys ... Lana Del Rey has achieved such a magnificent accomplishment, and it's time to be so very proud of her. Do you know what she did? Do you know the masterful thing that she managed to pull off? It is this, the full music video for her new single, "Ultraviolence." Because this music video is the absolute worst. Congrats, Lana!

The whole stupid thing was filmed on an iPhone, which is cool, right? Wrong. It's about Lana wearing a wedding dress and walking around looking sad. Oh, and it's also about some dude sticking his gross fingers in Lana's mouth:

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And goodness, who could ever forget that haunting scene with the orange?

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Seriously, that orange:

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Well done, Lana. We didn't think it was possible, but you went and made yourself even more unbearable. So ambitious, girl! Good for you!
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bob
83 days ago

To be honest, I've seen worse.

I'll give her credit for not spending over $100.00 on it (or at least making it look like she didn't spend over $100.00).

I kinda liked it, actually. If you put Aimee Mann, Josh Homme, Chris Isaak and Julee Cruise in a blender and add some false eyelashes and collagen lip injections, you get Lana Del Rey.