Why We Need to Just Be Finished With This "Fat" Lady Gaga Business Already

8/4/2014 9:15 AM PDT, by
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This -- I don't even know how to say it, this gloriousness -- is what Lady Gaga looks like in a swimsuit these days. Which is to say, Lady Gaga looks SUPER SUPER HOT in a swimsuit these days. Who knew she had those curves in the back?! Not I, friends. For I was too distracted by her supreme obnoxiousness.

Here's a bonus photo of Gaga hanging by the pool in some short shorts:

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So does anyone want to talk about how "fat" and "unattractive" she is now? Because man, if you did, you'd be the biggest liar in the whole wide world. For all of Lady Gaga's nonsense, for all her idiotic fashion and stupid music and annoying tendencies, she's pretty darn gorgeous. And that is just the truth.

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Matt
139 days ago

Oh poor Emily. Can't keep her story straight. Because you and Sarah post what you think will get views and not your real opinions, you have to be more careful keeping things in order.

So in this post you say Lady Gaga, "has curves in the back"

Yet a few weeks ago when she called herself curvy, you had a meltdown and wrote in part, "while it is great that Lady Gaga feels good about her body, she is in no way curvy"

So is she curvy or not? Pick one and stick with it.

bob
138 days ago

I'm beginning to think that this site gets Harvey's "sloppy thirds" with which they're forced to work. Either that or, sans anything really interesting happening on IG and Twitter and in the pages of Vanity fair or US or People, they're attempting to make the most out of stuff like the pics above, which really don't amount to much.

Sometimes celebrities are really boring. In fact, most of the time they're really boring. The lengths to which you guys have to go to attempt to produce interesting back stories for endless stream of selfies these boring folks have excess time to produce should be telling you something right there.

Now, you didn't have to go the "fat or not fat" route for this.

You could have addressed what looks like Gaga's blatant disregard for poolside rules at the Holiday Inn Express. Not only is she a champion of the LGBTQLSMFT community, but she stands up against the oppression of poolside diners and imbibers by "Big Hospitality".

I'll bet no other site is taking that angle.