We Should Have Known Adam Levine Couldn't Keep His Douchey Self Away

8/5/2014 11:00 AM PDT, by
It's been just a couple of precious, precious weeks since Adam Levine got married to his new wife, Behati Prinsloo -- the first precious is because, come on, a sweet wedding is precious no matter what, and the second precious is because it's been so nice to be able to avoid hearing about this massive jackass -- but tragically, he is back on the internet. Specifically back on Instagram, where he posted this awful little picture of Behati looking cute while he looks like the biggest douchebag that ever walked the earth. Well, it was good while it lasted.

Just look at him though. That Hawaiian print shirt. The bandana. The sunglasses. That face. It's like he's laughing at our pain. Like he wants us to hurt. Like he wants to soak our souls with his burning douche water. And we simply cannot stand for it.

In trying times such as these, friends, we just have to keep repeating this one simple message to ourselves: thank goodness we are not Behati Prinsloo. Thank goodness we are not Behati Prinsloo
Filed Under:  Adam Levine , Photos

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660 days ago

He's a jackass jerk.

660 days ago

wow...all he did was post a pic of him and his new bride. I'm trying to see what's so douchey about that!!??

659 days ago

Yeah because who would want to be married to a sexy, smoking hot, rich dude? Why all the Adam hate? He's sexy, rich, talented - just hating to hate...

659 days ago

What exactly did he do? I feel as though I'm missing something.

634 days ago

what do women find attractive about this thin lipped high voiced dweeb? his voice alone would turn me off!