Sorry, LeAnn Rimes, But No

8/6/2014 7:00 AM PDT, by
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LeAnn Rimes
, everybody: she's not content with just being thrust into our lives as a singer, and goodness knows that her awful new reality show isn't enough for her. No, she has to do whatever she can to never, ever leave the public eye -- to make people talk about her -- basically at any cost. She has to do everything in her power to be the most annoying celebrity who ever lived (well; one of them, anyway). And that's why, heaven help us, she wants to start a bikini line.

On starting the line:

"I’ve been researching that a little bit more as we speak. I mean, I’ve worn so many bikinis that I know what works and what doesn’t. I know what I like and I know what’s missing in the marketplace. We shall see! I hope that it comes to fruition ... I’m an earthly girl. I love very natural colors-- nudes and golds. Beautiful, feminine and classy."

And of course, she has so many bikinis:

"The other day, I said I had 80 pairs of shoes and Eddie was like, “No way. You have at least 140 pairs of shoes.” So, I started counting and I told him, “Babe, I stopped counting at 200.” So, that’s pretty much the same thing with bikinis. I’d like to say that I don’t have a ton, but I know I do."

Her outlook on bikinis:

"I think the biggest misconception about bikinis is that if you’re heavier, that you need to wear more coverage on your butt. It looks horrible on any woman. The skimpier the bottoms, the better your butt looks! If you look at pictures of women with bikinis that cover the whole butt, it just looks frumpy. Flaunt what you’ve got!"

Some bonus cattiness about Brandi Glanville and her reality show:

"No. We actually don’t speak, really. Eddie and her talk over email about the kids, but other than that -- no. She’s free to say anything she wants, and she does. So she’ll talk about it, eventually." 

Oh, the wackiness just never stops with her, does it? She calls her bikinis "classy," she feels that she wears bikinis well (see above photo), and of course she just has to work in something about Eddie Cibrian. And that little bit about Brandi Glanville ... she's never going to stop, is she? She's never going to be anything other than obnoxious and ridiculous and weird. What are we ever going to do with her?

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Filed Under:  LeAnn Rimes , Interview

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Jennifer
86 days ago

"No. We actually don’t speak, really. Eddie and her talk over email about the kids, but other than that -- no. She’s free to say anything she wants, and she does. So she’ll talk about it, eventually."

She hasn't talked about leann in months, which I'm sure bothers leann to no end, but leann just can't stop. Besides, all the crap she put Brandi through, she's lucky Brandi hasn't said more as I'm sure Brandi knows a lot more about this insecure twit than she tells.

LLLL
86 days ago

Leann is begging for Brandi to talk about that crap fest of a show because it's a flop. She knows if Brandi speaks of it then it will get publicity. Brandi is way to smart to fall for that shit. Run along Lele and Ediot u r losers.

Juliette
86 days ago

Leann's comments regarding bikini bottoms are pretty much word for word what Brandi said two years ago. Does this has been have any original thoughts of her own?

Everything she touches lately is a fail. Now a bikini line? I guess if you throw enough sh*t at the wall, something should stick right?

She is so consumed with her hatred/jealousy for Brandi it is consuming her. It's killing her that despite her best efforts, she can't get Brandi to engage. She is ridiculously juvenile and mentally off.

rob arch
67 days ago

Leeann's best work continues in her craft.
Brandi's best work was done on her back.

ann
61 days ago

She better start working 3 stepkids hope she hires brandi as model they have bodies from different places l mean b kan pose drunk.wath song is the hit and btw eddi is he that hot.so you take him in foor free

ann
61 days ago

She better start working 3 stepkids hope she hires brandi as model they have bodies from different places l mean b kan pose drunk.wath song is the hit and btw eddi is he that hot.so you take him in foor free