Madonna is Officially Desperate Enough to Take Vagina Selfies
Friends, I am so, so sorry that you have to see this, but sometimes the world isn't a nice place, and you're going to have to face that sooner or later. You're going to have to understand that there are people like Madonna in the world, people who were once so very popular and beloved but who then, over time, lost some popularity and then turned into a desperate mess of a person who would do anything just to get one more taste of those glory days. And, truly, now we know that she really will do just about anything.
Vagina selfies, you guys. That's what we're dealing with now. Madonna took a picture of her crotch and posted it on Instagram. She actually had the good sense to delete it this time, but, as you know, the internet never forgets. And now, neither shall we. This image shall forever be burned into our brains, and we will be haunted by it for the rest of our days.
Please, Madonna, just stop. Just put your phone down and try to find some grace. Because this, whatever awfulness is happening now, it's just not working. For anyone.