Madonna is Officially Desperate Enough to Take Vagina Selfies

8/6/2014 6:00 AM PDT, by
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Friends, I am so, so sorry that you have to see this, but sometimes the world isn't a nice place, and you're going to have to face that sooner or later. You're going to have to understand that there are people like Madonna in the world, people who were once so very popular and beloved but who then, over time, lost some popularity and then turned into a desperate mess of a person who would do anything just to get one more taste of those glory days. And, truly, now we know that she really will do just about anything.

Vagina selfies, you guys. That's what we're dealing with now. Madonna took a picture of her crotch and posted it on Instagram. She actually had the good sense to delete it this time, but, as you know, the internet never forgets. And now, neither shall we. This image shall forever be burned into our brains, and we will be haunted by it for the rest of our days.

Please, Madonna, just stop. Just put your phone down and try to find some grace. Because this, whatever awfulness is happening now, it's just not working. For anyone.

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Filed Under:  Madonna , Photos

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Comments

Jax
78 days ago

Agreed but the unfortunate thing is no matter what Madonna does you are going to rip her to shreds as all your Madonna stories have negative contaminations.

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Get Real
77 days ago

Apparently you've never seen a vagina. There isn't one in that photo.

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Ali baba
77 days ago

TMZ/FISHWRAPPER where's the Vagina? Who's the idiot that wrote this article?

Anne
77 days ago

this is not the pic of the vadge of Madge...this is a crotch shot, like every photo of someone in a swim suit or lingerie......

Jen
77 days ago

Emily, Emily, Emily....Emily....that my dear is not a vagina. It's an abdomen, pelvic region, hip and some thigh. Your VAGINA is actual INSIDE you. I feel uncomfortable explaining it any further to you, as it is really your parents job. So call your mom Emily and ask her to explain your private parts to you again....she seems to have....left some stuff out.

MELISSA ANDREW
77 days ago

I just woke up, why did I think that the face pic of her on tmz that led me to your website was Miley Cyrus lookin rough.....lol

lifeisprecious
77 days ago

Madonna's crotch, not vagina, is an aggravating mess. I hope Madonna doesn't think she's being edgy or controversial with that shot. Like the little girl who lifts her dress, in church, to show off her brand new panties, Madonna is showing the world her 56 year old crotch in much the same way. Well, not exactly the same. The little girl is considered cute and precocious while Madonna comes off as desperate and pathetic. Madonna was right about one thing: Life IS a mystery. Just like her crotch.

Jim
77 days ago

That's not her vadge. It's the crease between her thigh and her crotch. Don't you know what a real vadge looks like?

JENNIFER WATSON
77 days ago

Are 13 year olds running is show?? Besides the fact there's no Va-J, I would rather see it than Kockroachian Kim's golfball gross ass. Her ass is so gross it looks like a golfball holder. There's nothing attractive about losing control of yourself or control of your body. At least Madonna kept hers in shape.

chefgirl
77 days ago

There's a clothes rail full of clothes in the bath. Madonna keeps clothes in the bath. :D

tucker7150
77 days ago

It's not the years, it's the mileage

Julie Crawford
77 days ago

Madonna is rad, you hater.

tucker7150
77 days ago

it's not the years, it's the mileage.....

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Break Fool
77 days ago

That crotch has been around the world over 200
Times #HolyMileageBatman

Debbie
77 days ago

How would this be different than her wearing a bathing suit or a body suit and the media blowing it up with a close up? NOT!

bob
77 days ago

Well at least it appears she keeps it free of greying pubes. That's never a good look.

Maurice
76 days ago

If Madonna isn't so popular anymore, then why is she still selling out stadiums worldwide and her tours are grossing over $300 million!!!!! An unpopular artist would not be making that much money.

nurseinsomnia
68 days ago

why can't old divas just show some grace and class. Madonna you are not relevant anymore. stop embarrassing you daughter

micheal king
50 days ago

what can i say , the Vagina look so nice to touch