8/7/2014 2:00 PM PDT, by
No, friends, your poor, poor eyes aren't deceiving you, for that is in fact the obnoxious Lana Del Rey and the also obnoxious James Franco, together. At the same time, in the same place, both of their grating personalities just polluting everything with misery and pretentiousness. But it gets even worse, if you can believe it. It gets worse because marriage.

James was the one to post this photo, and here's the caption he used for it:

Oh snap, we got married. JUST KIDDING!!!

Now, of course he's kidding. Even if he didn't acknowledge it, we'd know he was kidding, but that's not even the point. The point is this: you just don't joke about really, extremely terrible things. There are some things in this world that are beyond jokes, that just cannot be made humorous, and a marriage of Lana and James would be one of them. Could you imagine the nightmarish nonsense that would come out of that union? Could you even picture their "art" on the topic, or, heaven forbid, any offspring they might have?

For shame, James Franco. For shame.
Filed Under:  James Franco , Lana Del Rey , Photos

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663 days ago

You get paid to do this?

663 days ago

Once again, Fishwrapper has lowered the bar...who the f*ck is anyone at this website anyways? They took a picture together and apparently that crosses a line?!?!?!?!? Fishwrapper = trash reporting.

663 days ago


663 days ago

lighten the fuck up, emily. it was a joke. are you on the rag or what? surfin the crimson wave?