Quotables: Megan Fox is Either a Saint or a Pod Person

8/7/2014 8:45 AM PDT, by
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"Any sort of bread, crackers, chips, pretzels—that doesn't exist in my life. It's like giving up smoking. I gave up smoking cold turkey. I'm one of those people when I'm committed, there's no stopping me. So, I did it and after about a week, it repulses me. Like there's bread over there and never again would I put that in my body. But I also don't drink alcohol, which turns to sugar, turns to fat. And I eat a ton of fiber. That's the other thing for women, you really need that fiber."

--Megan Fox on ... what?! What happened here? No sex, no carbs, no cigarettes, no alcohol ... where are all the vices? What does she even do in her spare time? Is she trying to achieve nomination for sainthood, or did something a little more than just a baby being born happen in that hospital room a few months ago? 

Megan Fox: the embodiment of desire; an enlightened soul who transcends every human desire, or a pod person on the path to creeping us the hell out?

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