There Will Be No Kate Upton Nudity, And It's All Your Fault

8/8/2014 1:00 PM PDT, by
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Look, we can all agree that Kate Upton is amazingly gorgeous and hot and basically just perfect, right? That's a truth that we can all acknowledge and accept? All right, now that we all have that eternal truth in mind, we can all weep together as we hear Kate Upton explain why she doesn't plan on going nude:

"For me those photos are art. Your body is art, your body is beautiful, and to be photographed in that way is amazing and it's received in a very positive way. But with social media and the Internet and not so great blogs and the attention like that, I don't think that my pictures would be received in the way that I'd want them to be received. That's why I've stayed away from them. I really appreciate those photos and I think those women are beautiful, but I think social media and the Internet has prevented me from putting myself out there like that."

Guys, YOU RUINED IT. Kate Upton is one of those delightful people who see the human body as art, but you can't keep your critical mouth shut and now we're never going to get it. We're never going to see that one very, very special piece of art, and so what is even the point of going on? Answer: there is no point. No point at all.

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Filed Under:  Kate Upton , nudes , Interview

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Comments

Mike
133 days ago

Actually, its sites like this that ruined it. Take a look at all the sites on the bottom of TMZs page. They all ruined it.

rel
133 days ago

Uhhuh Emily you are an idiot.

Jaz
133 days ago

Emily isn't an idiot...she's just a pathetic closet lesbian that can't contain herself at the thought of getting anyone else to harbor her sad little fantasies. GAWD, GET A FUCKING LIFE, EMILY! You too, Sarah...you women are disgusting!

Matt
133 days ago

I can use this thing called Google and type Kate Upton Naked right now and you know what I'll get? Photos and video of Kate topless. Hell, TMZ posted video of Kate topless on a horse.

32748714917841
131 days ago

This was a little creepy.

Dudette
131 days ago

This writer is an idiot, just like Sarah Taylor. We didn't "ruin" anything. This chick is LUCKY to even be a model, because she's AVERAGE looking, and FATTER by the day. She let herself go, because she can't stay away from the all-you-can-eat buffet. HER fault.