This Unholy Union!
Oh, friends, I need you to be strong for this one, strong and fearless and brave, because, well, Miley Cyrus and Lily Allen are friends now and they performed together on Miley's tour and Lily twerked all over her. There. I said it. Now let's let the healing process begin.
It's just ... this is too much to take. Lately Lily Allen has just been a big pile of obnoxiousness, and that's all Miley Cyrus has ever been, but to have the two of them come together like this, that's a nightmare we never imagined we'd have to face. And coming together to twerk, of all things. Because, just in case you hadn't guessed, Lily does that thing that Miley does where she thinks she's good at twerking but it just winds up being super embarrassing.
Pain. Horror. Twerking. This video surely has it all.