Aww, Miley Loves Attention So Much, She's Trying Out A Brand New Body!
Oh, you poor, visually scarred souls, you probably recognize this wacky photo of Miley Cyrus in a sports bra and thong as a ripoff of Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" cover art. And if you didn't recognize it, just know that Nicki Minaj has been promoting this pose for a while now:
But we're not here to talk about Nicki and her super hot body or her weird, annoying song, no. We're here to talk about Miley Cyrus and her super hot body, which, oddly enough, is missing in this photo. Because guys, we're not stupid. We've seen Miley twerking in enough onesies to know that her body is not built like this, haven't we? Girl isn't exactly shy about showing off her body, and her body does not look like this body.
So what's the point? Did Miley just really appreciate Nicki's photo? Was she curious what she would look like with Nicki's body? Or, and this is probably the most likely option, did she just want to generate some speculation and attention on a Sunday morning?
Well played, Miley.