James Franco Achieved the Impossible
Well, we're all going to feel like a bunch of fools today, because here we all were, thinking that James Franco couldn't possibly get any douchier than he already was. We thought that we'd seen the worst, that there was nowhere for him to go but up, but alas, we were wrong. So painfully, entirely wrong.
He's blonde now, everybody. Which of course you already knew, thanks to that terrible, terrible photo, but he's blonde, and this is real life, and we're so sorry. It's hard to tell if this is a wig or if James here just felt like spicing up his look a bit, but does it honestly matter? When we have to sit here and look at this mess, does it even matter?