Quotables: Fergie Just Got Weird

8/15/2014 12:00 PM PDT, by
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"I kissed Axl and Josh at home—both French. My son likes to French kiss me a lot. It's so delicious! He goes in for the kill, but I'll have to cut that off at a certain age, or else that'll be weird."


--Fergie Ferg discusses how her 11-month-old son Axl kisses her with tongue, and we all get nightmares forever.

See, it's strange, because Fergie says that this behavior will get weird in the future, when it's very, very obviously weird right now. Actually, it got weird when this kind of mother-child kissing began, but it went to this whole other terrifying place beyond weird when she called it "delicious." Because sorry, but there are just some things that a parent never needs to do with her child. A parent never needs to French kiss her child, OK? It's amazing that this even needs to be said. 
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Saeki
67 days ago

What the hell.

Jordan
67 days ago

Some how this does not Surprise me. There is nothing Rock Stars haven't done to try and shock, this is just the next Step for them.

Oreo
67 days ago

Can somebody please report her to Child Protective Services, please!!! This is no joke!!! This child is in danger! For a woman to think that it is okay and for husband to accept it, it's NOT okay. This baby seriously needs to be removed from this woman's care. How dare you french kiss a baby and say it is delicious... that is just down right disgusting!!! She is not a mother if she thinks this way... Sorry!

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MissYvonne
67 days ago

People are so silly. Babies go through a phase when they learn to give kisses. During that phase kisses happen with open mouths, closed mouths, tongues out, tongues in, slobbers everywhere, and food half chewed... There is nothing disgusting, perverted, or abusive about getting kisses from your baby - in whatever form they are given. Baby kisses are delicious, just like baby bellies are delicious and baby toes are delicious. For the love of all that is pure and good, don't make a mom being over the moon in love with her baby into something bad.

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MissYvonne
67 days ago

And please note - Fergie said the baby is the one that "goes in for the kill". She's not slipping her kid the tongue.

jlp
67 days ago

THat has got to be the MOST disgusting thing i have ever heard. No tongue should be near a childs mouth, nad she shouldnt like it. THat is child abuse and she should be locked up. I hope CPS takes that kid away. UGH!!! DOnt forget to boycott her

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Oreo
67 days ago

I am a mother of three... and I never french kissed any of my babies. I loved hugged them, kissed them but if my kid "went for the kill" I am the adult and I know what is deemed proper and what is not. So, please give me a break! You can love a child but then there is a line where it could be considered just disgusting/ unnatural.

Amber
67 days ago

Seriously?! Yes, parents shouldn't sexually abuse their kids, but this is far from it, so no need for the Child Protective Services there Oreo. She was just trying to convey that her son gives wet kisses, most babies do. As for that being the MOST disgusting thing you've ever heard jlp, how do you feel about the fact that babies come out of the vagina and then have to suck on a nipple to get milk?

blisteringlogic
67 days ago

I heard about these mothers that put their mouth over their baby's nose and suck out all the mucus because they aren't old enough to blow their noses. I'm sorry, but if a baby is too stupid to help get the snot out of it's nose, then they're on their own. I ain't sucking no one's snot out of nowhere, YUCK!

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Sarah
67 days ago

That is weird. I kiss my nephew 3.5 yr. old on the mouth occasionally, as does his mom and dad. A peck is okay, but tongues? Not sure about that. But people are wayyy overreacting. He's just a kid. It's not like he knows there's anything sexual to a kiss. Just a way to show affection. He'll grow out of it or Fergie Ferg will draw the line when it's appropriate for them. Stop acting like she's a pervert, you freaks.

Richard Rider
67 days ago

uhh...i need to go wash a weird taste out of my mouth. This is just...ewww

A
67 days ago

Enough already, baby is just figure stuff out.

nurseinsomnia
67 days ago

sick meth face. she should lose her child. Hello child services where the hell are you?!

bob
67 days ago

And I thought the profuse perspiration and onstage bladder control issues were the grossest things about her. You learn something new every day....

K
67 days ago

Is it odd? Yes. Do I think this child is going to grow up in any way, shape, or form as a worse person for this? NO. what I think is disturbing is you sexualizing an innocent act. The child doesn't know it's sexual, and Fergie isn't doing it in a sexual way. This is a non-story, being over sensationalized as per usual.

Isaac Newton
67 days ago

lucky kid!

napier_:)
66 days ago

Somehow, everybody knows they have a little incestuous behavior in them, the majority just doesn't go through with it. So quit judging and carry on.

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Julia
66 days ago

I just think people got her wrong. She jokes all the time and I think what she meant was the when she's gonna kiss her son, he puts his tongue out (because babies do that all the time) I'm almost sure that she doesn't put her tongue out. She was just kidding people

Lou
64 days ago

This is the problem with the way society has gotten. Why should we care what she does with her kids when either half of the people complaining does not have any kids and the other half may do something that somebody else may not like. Take care of your own house and look inward before you judge. You don't like whats on tv, turn the channel I'm pretty sure, we can all find faults with anything.....just stay in your lane and as we say from the old school, "mind your own business".

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Jamie
64 days ago

Don't you think mom's mouth may have a lot more germs than the baby's mouth? You think it's normal for a parent to French kiss their child? Didn't she say she kisses her son? She admitted to it. What about dad French kissing his young daughter. Wtf?

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