OMG THIS JUST (?) HAPPENED

8/15/2014 12:40 PM PDT, by
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In what's got to be the best alleged coupling of the year, rumor has it that Jennifer Lawrence (!) and Chris Martin (!) are dating. Dating, guys. The guy who used to be married to -- oh, right, sorry; is still married to -- Gwyneth Paltrow is reportedly embarking on a brand-new relationship with your favorite girl next door, Jennifer Lawrence. Get ready to be excited about the relationship you didn't even know you most wanted to happen. 

According to sources of E!'s, the two are "seeing each other," and have been seeing each other since at least June. Weeks, this has purportedly been going on. Weeks. Let that sink in for a minute. 

Really, this is just unbelievable. This is the best no-brainer relationship that nobody's ever even thought of. Don't you just hope they stick it out and get married (once, you know, Chris's divorce is final) and then have zillions of babies who make tons of award-winning music and movies, too?!

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Mike
103 days ago

Allegedly dating a married man? Huh? Well... as long as we are doing stories on things that are allegedly true... Allegedly Sarah Taylor and Emily Trainham get together on weekends and imitate Two Girls One Cup for paying customers. So.... allegedly.... Sarah Taylor and Emily Trainham are sh!† eating whores. Allegedly.

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Celebarazzi.com
103 days ago

They're separated. Go on...

lifeisprecious
103 days ago

Oh, when will I learn? DAMN! DA oh f*ck it.

Dismalhead
103 days ago

Yuck. Might as well be dating John Mayer. She's "tainted" for sure now.

bob
103 days ago

I'm not buying this.

How the hell does one go from the Goopster to J-Law in one move?

Just look at them up there. Do they even look they should know each other, much less be dating?

She's perfection and he's a pasty, grinning weaselly looking d-bag.

This just can't be true...I think I'm gonna be sick....

Vighorois
103 days ago

Indeed, that's a no-brainer. She likes British guys; he likes Oscar-winning actresses. LOL

rob arch
93 days ago

Looks at those cans.
Finally, Chris gets what he deserves > than an A cup.