Miley's New Drug Video is WAY Scarier Than Her Old Drug Video
The more innocent among us, or the more sensible among us, might gaze upon this video that Miley Cyrus shared and go "Huh?" Because yes, it does just look like a big, weird structure of fake flowers and bead bracelets and nonsense. But friends, that is not what it is at all. No, what it is is Miley's latest creation. It also doubles as the latest sign of "Uh-oh, Miley's in trouble":
5 foot bong almost complete this one is a collab with my f---ing beyond kiewl fanz
It's a five foot bong. Miley is building a five foot bong. She is actually using a considerable amount of time and energy on hot gluing a bunch of trinkets to customize her very own, Miley-sized bong. And if that isn't just a little bit indicative of a problem (even if that problem is as "harmless" as rampant ridiculousness), then goodness, who even knows what is?
Look, yes, she's young, and she's having fun and all that. But maybe she could have used her time to, I don't know, release a new single from her beloved "Bangerz." Maybe she could do some charity work or read a book or pick up a new hobby that isn't customizing drug paraphernalia. I don't know, just throwing some ideas out there, but surely she could find a better use of her time than this.