Quotables: Poor J Woww.
"My birth was god-awful. She walked out, she ran out! She took everything with her and I felt it all. It was the worst pain in the world. I'm so scared to get pregnant again. My vagina's back to normal. [But] it's like virgin status. [Roger]'s like, 'Come on!' I'm like, 'No, I was stitched, you've got to wait!' I haven't even looked yet. I'm not going to have sex for another year or two."
--JWoww discusses how hard it was to give birth to her daughter, Meilani, and also tells some home truths about her vagina.
It's just ... dang, y'all. Dang. Can we hold some kind of ceremony for JWoww, like a candlelight vigil for her vag or something? Because it sounds like she needs some prayer. She had such a rough time that she doesn't want to have sex for a year. Or two years. That sounds like some pretty hardcore baby birthing, and we really do need to get serious about that vigil.