Quotables: Poor J Woww.

8/19/2014 7:55 AM PDT, by
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"My birth was god-awful. She walked out, she ran out! She took everything with her and I felt it all. It was the worst pain in the world. I'm so scared to get pregnant again. My vagina's back to normal. [But] it's like virgin status. [Roger]'s like, 'Come on!' I'm like, 'No, I was stitched, you've got to wait!' I haven't even looked yet. I'm not going to have sex for another year or two."


--JWoww discusses how hard it was to give birth to her daughter, Meilani, and also tells some home truths about her vagina.

It's just ... dang, y'all. Dang. Can we hold some kind of ceremony for JWoww, like a candlelight vigil for her vag or something? Because it sounds like she needs some prayer. She had such a rough time that she doesn't want to have sex for a year. Or two years. That sounds like some pretty hardcore baby birthing, and we really do need to get serious about that vigil.

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Comments

Jennifer
125 days ago

This Joker doesn't deserve to be a mom of a wonderful daughter with all the bitching she's done about the pregnancy and now the birth...stop your whining Ang go get some more Botox and fillers you ratchet woman!!!

tiffany
125 days ago

Geez..sounds like it's going to be a long year or two for hubby. Thank-goodness for internet porn. She should change her name from J Woww to Nt Noww.

courtney
125 days ago

this woman needs to shut her mouth and be grateful she has a healthy child who she didn't have to give birth to many weeks early due to life threatening complications in the pregnancy. not being allowed to hold the baby for the first few days of their life and having to wear latex gloves to touch them and pump her breast milk into bottles to feed the baby so she could get the necessary anti bodies from her mother to fight off any possible illness that could possibly kill her. Jenifer could ask country superstar Faith hill about that her youngest daughter Audrey Caroline was born nearly eight weeks early December 6th 2001

trixiesmama
125 days ago

I'm not a mom, but I know enough that for some, pregancy and childbirth can be very draining on a woman's body. She didn't say she regrets it, or anything to that nature, just that it was a very painful experience. I'm sure loads of women can relate. Kinda glad she's being honest about the hardships that can occur during pregnancy/childbirth.

bob
125 days ago

She still looks like the one you drag out tp the car and bang on the hood in the parking lot after closing time.