Ooh, Ooh, Look, A New Duggar Baby!
Guys, guys, come quick, because you'll never believe what happened: Jill Duggar is pregnant! No, I know, she just got married on June 21st, but she's already pregnant and willing to discuss it with major news outlets! How great it that?!
Here's Jill's sweet, short little statement:
"We're having a baby! We are so excited."
And here's good ol' Jim Bob Duggar's story about how the family found out:
"About 30 days after Jill and Derick got married they gathered everyone in the living room and shared the news. Everyone was clapping and cheering, and we were in shock, too."
Man, isn't that crazy? They just got married in June, two months ago almost exactly, and now they're announcing this pregnancy! It's so bizarre, too, to think that Jill and her husband, Derick, had their very, very first kiss on their wedding day, in June, and now in August, just two months later, they're telling us about their soon-to-be baby! Time sure flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
Jill's due date is sometime in March, which makes sense because March is nine months from June. She'll probably have the baby in late March, since they got married in late June, and they absolutely, positively did not have premarital sex. Remember, the first time they even kissed was at their wedding. In June.
Isn't life such a wacky ride, y'all?