Love You, Lindsay, But You've Got to Stop Throwing Babies

8/21/2014 12:00 PM PDT, by

We love Lindsay Lohan, and we love babies, but if we could name two things in the world that probably shouldn't belong together at this exact point in time, it's Lindsay Lohan and babies. Because even though she's been to rehab and she seems to have gotten her life straightened out, the world still associates her with reckless behavior and DUIs and drama. Babies need none of that nonsense, and that's why this new video that Lindsay posted is just kind of terrifying.

Watch as she stands by the pool, on a concrete floor, with a small child. Watch as she sees a little baby sitting nearby, and then, with horror in your eyes and fear in your heart, watch as she wildly runs over to the baby, picks her up, and tosses her in the air with abandon. By the large pool, on the concrete floor. Consider all the pearls clutched.

So next time, Lindsay, maybe you could just, I don't know, not do this. Is that a possibility?


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321 days ago

Give me a fuking break she picked the kid up.

320 days ago

Please tell me this is satire!

320 days ago

Please tell me this is satire!

320 days ago

I can't believe you wrote an article on this.

320 days ago

I would still totally bang her up her ass!

320 days ago

Where is Child Protective Services, when they are really needed?

320 days ago

Ummm... The baby never left her hands and she looked like she was very gentle and sweet to the baby. She looked GREAT on Fallon last night too; I think she really may be doing well this time... Whether that's true or not though, you've got to be kidding me with this article.

320 days ago

This site is a damn joke. All you guys do is bully and make up fake headlines for harmless videos and photos. You are all horrible people

Isaac Newton
320 days ago

If she wants a baby of her own, I would love to help her with that.