The Very Last Thing Taylor Swift Needs Right Now is Man-Recycling

8/21/2014 9:30 AM PDT, by
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The worst relationship news you could hear today -- besides the idea of Chris Brown reproducing with someone, anyone -- would be Taylor Swift reconciling with her nastiest ex (by far), John Mayer, right? Because yes, it would be terrible, but according to the photo agency who captured these pictures, these two came out of Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood last night. 

Despite the evidence that they were in separate cars, can you imagine knowing-everything Taylor Swift ever spending any amount of time under the roof with an ex if it weren't intentional? No, Taylor just doesn't seem to roll like that -- Taylor is well-versed and great at plotting her very next moves, and if these two were in the same building together, there's a really good chance that they were having some kind of friendly dinner. Or something. And you know that John Mayer just isn't the dude that you're "just friends" with. 

Taylor, be wary, OK? Recycling exes is a generally dumb thing to do, but especially when it's John Mayer, Douchelord of the Music Scene. 

Shake it off, girl -- shake it off. 

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Gildorg
62 days ago

I thought the reason she got dumped so much was because she didn't put out...

I guess maybe she finally figured out if you are going to date guys who have plenty of girls available to bang, you might want to make an effort to give them what they are looking for...

Nate
62 days ago

Her PR team is so sad. They're trying to remind everyone that she once slept with dudes with this lame shit. She's a lesbian! Get over it!

Norma
62 days ago

Nasty ewww