Um, Did Madonna Just Embarrass Herself by Writing A Song About Lady Gaga?

8/31/2014 6:00 AM PDT, by
Hold on tight, because this is going to be the most embarrassing thing in the whole wide world, but Madonna allegedly wrote a song all about Lady Gaga. I know, it hurts, doesn't it? The idea that the absolute legend known as Madonna took the time and energy to dedicate an entire song to that ridiculous ol' Lady Gaga ... it's mind blowing, and not in a good way.

The song was supposedly written for Madonna's upcoming album, and here's a sample of what these unbearably dreadful lyrics may be:

You're a copycat, where is my royalty?
You're a pretty girl, I'll give you that 
But stealing my recipe, it's an ugly look
Did you study me hard enough?

You're never gonna be, you're just a wannabe me
Like a sister all messed-up, who's gonna help you out?
In your fantasy, you can try it all. But you can't be me
You can walk the walk, even talk the talk
But you'll always be two steps behind me

If this is true ... it just can't be true. It's too mortifying. Surely Madonna wouldn't go this far, would she? Surely she would know better than to be this insanely embarrassing. Right? Please?

Filed Under:  Madonna

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636 days ago

pathetic old lady, give up

Erm, excuse you
636 days ago

Shouldn't you be more embarrassed for someone grazing through Madonna's catalogue ?

636 days ago

Madonna would do or say anything. Once a tramp, always a tramp.

636 days ago

The only way for Madonna to be relevant anymore is for her to badmouth younger artists. I've lost all respect for her. She could on her music and actually compete. Grow up, M!

636 days ago

Maybe Madonna has dementia at this point and can't remember that Gaga is a real musician, who knows how to sing for real and play an instrument.

635 days ago

She will always be the Queen of one can deny

635 days ago

People will believe anything!

635 days ago

Gaga is a ripoff of Madonna and Elton John. No originality. Madonna and Elton did it first and did it better. Sad, sad Gaga....

635 days ago

Gaga is a ripoff of Madonna and Elton John. No originality. Madonna and Elton did it first and did it better. Sad, sad Gaga....

635 days ago

Whenever the first statement is you will not believe what Madonna said. Chances are yes we will, and most likely she has said it Multiple times before.

634 days ago

Actually she just embarased her self because if you google madonna copycat you will see that nearly every image that exists was staged and patterned to look like someone else already successful photo campaign or poster. That's why she looks like a fool. Pot meet kettle. Madonna doesn't have an original bone in her body. Other than that this story is real last week now. The new story is she's calling out her 20 year old boyfriend for being poor in her leaked song lyrics. That's the new story. In case you wanted to cover what's current.

Cynical Me
634 days ago

Madonna isn't as 'original' as she likes to think she is.

pik nak
634 days ago

Look at the skin next to her ear! DAT FACELIFT. It's all I see...